halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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