In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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