Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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