About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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