Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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