I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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