Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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