Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i black out too much to be "responsible"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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