Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
