right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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