you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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