Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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