i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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