fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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