I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
