But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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