On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
What drink are we having for lunch?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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