"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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