So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
