does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Crop dusting thru forever 21
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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