Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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