McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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