I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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