I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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