Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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