he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize