just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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