Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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