what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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