i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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