We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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