I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
