If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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