3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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