no. you can't hotbox the world.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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