She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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