very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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