they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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