I cockslap morals
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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