i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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