Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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