Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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