Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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