...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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