She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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