Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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