We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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