He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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