How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My bed smells like the plague
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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