We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just want nice things and good sex
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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