Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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