its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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