we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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