And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Randomize
