just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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